No Download Poker

No Download Poker Rooms Make The Poker Download ‘r Cry

Non Download Poker Makes Me CrySo, you must be looking for a “no download poker room” eh? I can’t say I’m quite sure what to say about that. I mean after all I am the Poker Downloader, not the poker non download ‘r or the non-download poker er, you know. I specialize in the poker downloads, not the no download poker websites you are obviously looking for.

But I’m a pimp, so here is what I know about no download poker rooms available.

Best No Download Poker Websites

PartyPoker.com – (No USA) Offers an Instant Play No Download Poker version of their site that is a great. Sorry USA poker players, you can’t join the Party Poker. For everyone else in the free world, enjoy this great no download poker option.

AbsolutePoker – (USA OK) Offers an instant play option that requires no downloads. Just visit their home page and look at the bottom left hand side of the site (shut down the annoying pop up asking you if you want to download absolute poker (no thank you, we want to play online poker no downloads necessary). Click the link along the bottom left hand of the site, enter your info and you can be playing instant poker online. Real money or you can play free internet poker. No download needed for you USA players then you’ve got to stick to Absolute Poker for any real money action. The other no download poker websites only serve the free countries of the world.

888 / Pacific Poker – (NO USA) – Eh, this software pretty much blows but the players suck immensly.

Reasons For No Download Poker Rooms

Here are my marginally legitimate reasons to want to play poker without downloading any software.

  • You use a Mac. Those new Mac Airbooks do look sweet so I suppose this makes sense. You could also consider a Mac Friendly Poker Download, like this Poker Star Mac Software Download.
  • You want to do the “Instant Play Poker” because you’re goofing off at work and do not want to download the poker client software to your PC.
  • Your significant other is a computer-nazi not allowing you do download anything cool for fear of spyware, bugs and all other sorts of bad things, aka you’re a pus$y and won’t grow a pair to actually download a poker game like a real man.
  • I really can’t think of that many other reasons you would want to really play poker without a download, so just go download it already.

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